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"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
01/09/2014 at 09:47 • Filed to: batshit

A domestic dispute over space aliens escalated Saturday morning when a lingerie-clad New Mexico woman allegedly pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused was performing a sex act, police allege.

To make matters more strange, the arrested woman is the most recent ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Cormac McCarthy, author of "The Road" and "No Country for Old Men."

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DISCUSSION (25)

ncasolowork2 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
01/09/2014 at 09:49

I don't think she should be eligible. Nothing will top that in batshitness.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > ncasolowork2
01/09/2014 at 09:50

you know a story will be good when it starts with an argument about space aliens.

RacecaR > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
01/09/2014 at 09:51

Kinja'd!!!

Ummm...wrong McCarthy...

Unless you are having Jenny McCarthy as a gauge for batshit craziness. Then okay. but she is pretty high up there. Even a vagina gun totting woman is going to have a hard time topping Jenny's craziness.

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
01/09/2014 at 09:52

that story just gets crazier and crazier

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > RacecaR
01/09/2014 at 09:52

Haha, it seems they have the same name.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux
01/09/2014 at 09:54

Yea I was like, woah! Aliens! Then I was like woah! Lingerie!, then i was like woah! gun in the vagina!

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
01/09/2014 at 09:54

New Mexico is indeed the Florida of the West.

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
01/09/2014 at 09:55

and the whole tie in to Cormack. Unreal. you cant teach that level of crazy

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux
01/09/2014 at 09:59

lol! He stuck his dick in crazy!

He also went on to marry another woman named Jennifer, except she's like half the age this one is.

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
01/09/2014 at 10:04

speaking of crazy, who ever won the oppo batshit babe contest? I dont think I ever saw the result

$kaycog > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
01/09/2014 at 10:05

That could have been a real bang.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux
01/09/2014 at 10:11

Haha you did, with over 40% of the vote.

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505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
01/09/2014 at 10:15

jesus. Maybe this woman is my next wife. If only she was hotter

Sinanigans > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
01/09/2014 at 10:16

There's so much crazy here. I can't handle this level of awesome...

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux
01/09/2014 at 10:18

Hahaha yeah, I've landed myself a crazy one recently. I definitely see zero long-term potential. But she sure is fun.

I bet a year after I stop seeing her I'll be wanting her back, it happens every time.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > $kaycog
01/09/2014 at 10:22

"Don't stick your gun in crazy"

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > RacecaR
01/09/2014 at 10:22

Lol, I removed her picture, but your annotation stayed, I'm not quite sure how yet, but I'm sure we can have some fun with this feature.

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
01/09/2014 at 10:25

haha always. Still haven't found the crazy with "wont pump her own gas" girl. I actually found out why she doesnt pump gas or open doors. Weak immune system. Glad I didnt pigeonhole her too quick. I think she is just crazy enough, we had a threesome with her best friend last week. And it wasn't weird, at all. And I took pictures

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux
01/09/2014 at 10:35

oh nice, I always have to wonder though, does willingness to do a threesome stem from insecurity? I bet in some girls it does, maybe in others it doesn't. But who cares, because-threesome. Haha.

$kaycog > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
01/09/2014 at 10:36

At least make sure it's not loaded.

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
01/09/2014 at 10:39

with some it is. With her it is just because her friend didnt, um, believe something about my anatomy lets call it. And she wanted her to see what was up. So that certainly wasn't insecurity. My best friend was in the car with me riding bitch when the idea came about and the girls started making out in the back seat. He said dude go drop me off and do this...

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux
01/09/2014 at 10:57

Haha, nice.

I've had a few girls brag to other people about.... me... But it never lead to a threesome, there's still time though, haha.

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
01/09/2014 at 11:03

still plenty of time. The was the only legacy my ex-wife left me was her spreading that shit all over town. Lol even my guy friends were like, dude your ex used to tell me all about it. So how crazy is this one you have now? Better yet what kind of car does she drive. I am doing research :)

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux
01/09/2014 at 11:19

Yea, can never do too much research.

I still have to research the yoga girl. Things are moving slowly there...

NotThatDr > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
01/09/2014 at 11:32

Come on people, we're missing an opportunity here.

So Jenny Mccarthy masturbated with a gun and then pointed it at someone.

If that idiot is going to spout her ignorant anti-inoculation nonsense and get some poor kid killed, the least we can all do is tie every google search for her to this story, right?